do-rag

this post could also be titled,

narcissism: it is what it is.

taking my new red jeans out for a spin

at Tower of the Americas

i may or may not be sitting on a trashcan.

#notashamed

essie's Tart Deco

my toes have to rep spring's punchy colors

since the Air Force says my fingers have to play it more demure

you've heard me lament about the quality of my outfit posts before.

this post is no different.

but when you get to leave the hospital at noon

when you expected to leave at 5pm

you've gotta take advantage

so i got outta my scrubs

and put on something relatively decent

though i find it somewhat ironic that this very same outfit

could easily have been worn by a housekeeper

in another time and place.

....

p.s.

this is what my patient told me yesterday.

maybe some of you can put it to use:

"a man is either hungry, or horny.

so if you see your husband without an erection,

give him a sandwich."

this patient was a man.
awkward.

i can't wait until i'm old and can get away with saying shit like that to strangers.